There's Always Time For a Baby Jaguar

[snurri]

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[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

Oh, sure, he looks cute...right up until he RIPS OUT YOUR THROAT.

Cutely.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Heh. Have you seen recent pictures of Knut the cuddly polar bear cub? He's now a massive, spoiled, adolescent bear capable of killing a man with a swat.

I've been watching some of the Animal Planet show "Growing Up X" where X is an animal that for whatever reason is being raised by humans at a zoo or sanctuary. Like, "Growing Up Tiger," where two cubs were being raised in a family home. Even if I wasn't allergic to cats I would think A HUNDRED AND TWICE before doing that.

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that be more..."Growing Up Human (and then being really confused)?"

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Touche. With the accent thingy.

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

It did occur to me this evening that "Growing Up Human (and then being really confused)" is rather redundant.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

. . . and then being even more confused than usual?

Kind of unwieldy, I suppose . . .

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Oh for cute!

With his big wee pawses!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

All the better to inadvertently rip your flesh with!

[blueeverglades.livejournal.com]

And baby jaguars always say, "There's always time for a baby human."

(I started out with, "That's what she said," but then I wasn't really sure what it implied. I mean, unless there's some really crazy tantric sex position called "baby jaguar," which hey, maybe there is. And in which case, 1. what the hell would that be? and 2. gold!)

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Oh man, now I am imagining that tantric sex position, and I AM CURSING YOU.

[blueeverglades.livejournal.com]

hee!

[dxmachina.livejournal.com]

I can haz u 4 lunch.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Hee! Oh, you should make that one. LOLCats need fresh blood! (Pun not intended.)

[10yroldwhizkid.livejournal.com]

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I've been studying all morning for spanish and modern social theories and was like "DON'T CHECK LIVEJOURNAL, IT WILL NOT MAKE YOU MORE EFFICIENT" but AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW baby jaguar, you are my spirit animal

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Baby jaguar will teach you Spanish in your dreams!

[ajjones.livejournal.com]

He looks eerily like Vin Diesel to me.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Because Vin Diesel appears not to realize how deadly he could be?

[nickjfoster.livejournal.com]

wow, I agree, very vin diesel-esque look it has going on there. Good spot.

Maybe you should send it in to one of those photo look-a-like things

[ajjones.livejournal.com]

Totally, doesn't he? I've also always thought actor James Franco looks oddly like Scooby Doo.

[justinhowe.livejournal.com]

High-five, my little jaguar buddy. Even if you would kill me and drag my corpse through the dirt.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

But he would do it cutely.

[justinhowe.livejournal.com]

And that's exactly how I'd want it done.

[used_songs]

Aaaaaahhhhhh! Too cute!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Overload!!!

[jocelina.livejournal.com]

I want it.

Even though I know that s/he would probably grow up and kill me in a moment of carelessness and/or hunger.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Or, you know. Boredom?

I used to want a pet panther. I was going to name it Innocence. (I was 10.) (Also, not yet aware of my deadly allergy to cats.) (Also, a dork.)