Says the Man Who Just Bought "Relaxed Fit" Jeans:

[snurri]

Is it just me or are "Regular Fit" jeans made for men without testicles?

Comments

[janradder.livejournal.com]

That or retractable testicles.

[ajjones.livejournal.com]

Used to be worse in the 80s, remember? A very bulgy decade. Everyone walked around looking like David Bowie in The Labyrinth.

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

These political posts are really getting to be too much.

::g::

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Maybe we're supposed to be wearing them low-slung. Like, at the knees.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

Now there ya go!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Not me! I walked around looking like a cross between Bill Cosby and Sonny Crockett.

SUCH THE FASHION PLATE.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Something to do with canvassing, I think . . .

[hecubot.livejournal.com]

Are you bragging about your massive balls again?

I've just about had it with you and your gargantuan package.

Basta!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

He's got big balls. She's got big balls. But I've got the biggest balls of them all!