Says the Man Who Just Bought "Relaxed Fit" Jeans:

[snurri]

Is it just me or are "Regular Fit" jeans made for men without testicles?

Comments

[hecubot.livejournal.com]

Are you bragging about your massive balls again?

I've just about had it with you and your gargantuan package.

Basta!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

He's got big balls. She's got big balls. But I've got the biggest balls of them all!