Alphabet: Singular or Plural?

I realize you've all been waiting with bated breath.

Not baited. Also, nobody POURS over a text. They PORE. And also viscous is not a synonym for brutal. I'm just sayin'.

Not that any of that matters any more.

The question you are asking is, does V stand for Vendetta, or will Parseltongue be our new official language? Will newscasts sound like discussions of the works of Thomas Pynchon, or like the equally hard-to-follow exhalations of a leaking tire?

For answer, I turn your attention to the zombie-like prayer dance performed by the acolytes of our new MONOSIGIL:

There you have it. ALL HAIL LETTER S! S is for . . . well, S is all there is, now. S is everything. S is you and me, and we are S. S is supreme. I_ f_ct, I'_e _een o_rd_r_d _o s__p _s__g a__ _th__ l___e_s i__e___e_l_. F__r S, _o_ S _s t_rr_bl_ _n _ts gl__y! S _s h_rs_ b__ f___! S ____s _s! S sss sssssss ss sss sssssssss!

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS--

(NEXT WEEK: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE DAY!)