John Hodgman's SPAMasterpiece Theater

New Rule

When you say "Main Street" and "Wall Street" in the same sentence, you buy the next round.

I Think This Was Intended As a Slam . . .

. . . but I'm pretty OK with it, actually:

"Imagine if Syndrome from The Incredibles decided to write a novel about Supers, and you've got Superpowers."

I ain't telling you where I found it.