A Non-Denominational Holiday Message (Unless You Don't Have the Beagle Love*)

As someone who is not very good at people, I am occasionally shocked at the number of friends I've managed to make, both on the Internet box and in quaint ol' meatspace. Thank you. I wish for only good things for all of you. Seize joy, spread a bit around, and fuck the haters.



* If you haven't got the Beagle love, a Retriever will do.**



** If you haven't got Retriever love, then Cthulhu fhtagn!