Phantom Limb FTW

A 64-year-old woman has reported to doctors at Geneva University Hospital the presence of a pale, milky-white and translucent third arm.

Sure, that happens. But then there's this:

The upshot is that the woman can use the apparitional extremity to relieve very real itches on the cheek. It cannot penetrate solid objects.

You know that's what she's pissed about. She was hoping to take up doin' crimes.

(Via porphyre.)

Some Days You Eat the Frog . . .

. . . wait. I'm confused.