We could while away the hours, Discussin' superpowers Or sleepin' like a log. And his ears I'd be scratchin' While his fleas were busy hatchin' If I only had a dog.
I would set my thumbs a twiddle When e'er he stopped to piddle, In sunshine or in fog. And in case he does a pooper I would bring my trusty scooper If I only had a dog.
Oh, we could go for walks along the river's shore Then go home and sleep until we start to snore, And then we'd eat, then sleep some more.
I would not be dull and dreary My head all full of theory My heart stuck in a bog. We would prance and be merry, Life would be a ding-a-derry, If I only had a dog.
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Date: 2008-12-16 01:36 am (UTC)Discussin' superpowers
Or sleepin' like a log.
And his ears I'd be scratchin'
While his fleas were busy hatchin'
If I only had a dog.
I would set my thumbs a twiddle
When e'er he stopped to piddle,
In sunshine or in fog.
And in case he does a pooper
I would bring my trusty scooper
If I only had a dog.
Oh, we could go for walks along the river's shore
Then go home and sleep until we start to snore,
And then we'd eat, then sleep some more.
I would not be dull and dreary
My head all full of theory
My heart stuck in a bog.
We would prance and be merry,
Life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a dog.