My Plan To "Stimulate" the Economy (By Dave, Age 12)

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OK, so first we put together a DVD of the Senate Finance Committee dressed in fetish gear, lip-synching Barry White songs. The show-stopper will be Chuck Schumer singing "Can't Get Enough" to John Kerry on a leash. Anyways, then we put a suggestive cover on it--something with bratwurst and gourds--and coat it with liquid Viagra.

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