Also I Have Decided To Stop Buying Wedding Presents For You People

[snurri]

The Schwartz family is planning a reunion, and half a dozen or so mass emails have been exchanged in the past couple of weeks. This morning this one arrived:

"Hi - just want to let you know that I'm not in your family and have been getting emails from you for the past few years. Please take [email@redacted] off your listing.

Thanks-"

This may be my favorite thing ever.

Comments

[readingthedark.livejournal.com]

Fascinating. I never pictured you as coming from a long line of spammers. More real: I wonder how it got on the list. Was their a connection that got cut and pasted wrong, a now denied liason, a typo? It seems the sort of thing that would not happen without an explanation of some sort...

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Clearly it's just cousin Jessminda's amnesia acting up again.