Also I Have Decided To Stop Buying Wedding Presents For You People

[snurri]

The Schwartz family is planning a reunion, and half a dozen or so mass emails have been exchanged in the past couple of weeks. This morning this one arrived:

"Hi - just want to let you know that I'm not in your family and have been getting emails from you for the past few years. Please take [email@redacted] off your listing.

Thanks-"

This may be my favorite thing ever.

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[penrynsdreams.livejournal.com]

For a while I was getting chain letters and little updates from someone who clearly believed she was my mother. After a few of those emails, though, I told her I wasn't her daughter.

Who doesn't know their daughter's email address? :P