I Used To Do Polls But Now I Do Lists

[snurri]

1. There used to be a plant in my cubicle. This morning it is gone, and everything is harsh and not-green. WHERE IS MY PLANT?!?

2. I have finally started writing the next novel. I have decided that my characters need to take a trip to the Ax-Man. This may be because I have been thinking about taking a trip to the Ax-Man for a while myself. FOR RESEARCH. This is probably jocelina's fault.

3. Tonight is the Writer's Night Out/Yeti's Birthday Party, 7:30 at Merlin's Rest, 3601 Lake Street. Last time there was unexpected loud music, so if you get there and you don't see us and there's a wailing guitar, we've moved down Lake to the Dunn Bros beside the Marshall Street bridge.

4. May Freya forgive me, but I have been Twittering again. Same name there as here.

5. It is the time of the season when I am contractually obligated to state that I hate the Yankees. Which I have now done. Thank you for your time.

Comments

[timakers.livejournal.com]

Oh, my god, the fucking Yankees.

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Of course you hate the Yankees. Like ya do. I mean.

[psychoanbu.livejournal.com]

1. What concrete-loving usurper of nature takes people's plants?! That is WRONG and there shall be a 10th level created strictly for them.

4. Could be worse; you could be on Facebook, spending an incalculable amount of time playing Farm Town.

5. Good luck to the Twinkees. I have to suffer the Canucks tonight, hopefully Kaz is up to par ^_^

[wheatland-press.livejournal.com]

Don't get me wrong, I hate the Yankees nearly as much as I hate the Red Sox, but there is one thing I do love about the Yankees... They remind me of this thing I heard somebody say about Bill Gates back when he was worth only $35 billion. The line was, "But apparently a decent haircut is worth $35 billion and one dollars."

See, the Yankees can have a payroll that's more than the cost of a second moon landing which funds an ego-density region with catastrophic potential and STILL lose in the play-offs. I love that!!

[janradder.livejournal.com]

2. Ax-Man: where you go in not needing anything and leave with armfuls of useless crap you still don't need but bought because it was so damn cheap.

5. I must admit I hate the Yankees as well (as any Red Sox fan would), but I have to say, right now I probably hate the Twins just as much for folding every time they play them. All right, maybe I don't hate them, but I do feel horribly, horribly disappointed in them.

[jocelina.livejournal.com]

Ax-Man is the reason my trunk emits strange thumping noises when I make sharp turns.

[janradder.livejournal.com]

I worked with a teacher who had the same problem.

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

I hate the Yankees, except when they're playing the Braves. Because I *really* *loathe* the Braves.

Incidentally, Twitter says there's nobody by your username there. And your legal name broke their name searcher.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

I'm right here!

[wordweaverlynn.livejournal.com]

Gotcha!

[jocelina.livejournal.com]

Research, uh-huh. SURE.

If you go to the one on University you should let me know! I am running low on doll parts and LED lights.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

That is in fact my plan, but I was thinking of going Saturday, and if I recall correctly you will be in a wedding that day. We should hang out another time, though!