Another Dwarf, Then

[snurri]

The original title of this post was "GRUMPY" but I got good news so I am not, anymore. Still I have no content, so I present you with links.

Killer robots on the way. SkyNet seeking beta testers. Who can save us? The snowbots? Ganesh? Sasquatch? Tornadoes attack London. Dinosaur meat now on menu. David Letterman demonstrates siege technology, and hosts a martial arts demonstration with Crispin Glover.

Luckily I will survive, since I am Almost Perfect.

Almost Perfect- INFP 26% Extraversion, 73% Intuition, 33% Thinking, 26% Judging

So, you want to make the world a better place? Too bad it's never gonna happen. Of all the types, you have to be one of the hardest to find fault in. You have a selfless and caring nature. You're a good listener and someone who wants to avoid conflict. You genuinely desire to do good. Of course, these all add up to an incredibly overpowered conscience which makes you feel guilty and responsible when anything goes wrong. Of course, it MUST be your fault EVERYTIME. Though you're constantly on a mission to find the truth, you have no use for hard facts and logic, which is a source of great confusion for those of us with brains. Despite this, in a losing argument, you're not above spouting off inaccurate fact after fact in an effort to protect your precious values. You're most probably a perfectionist, which in this case, is a bad thing. Any group work is destined to fail because of your incredibly high standards. Disregard what I said before. You're just easy to find fault in as everyone else! Luckily, you're generally very hard on yourself, meaning I don't need to waste my precious time insulting you. Instead, just find all your own faults and insult yourself. ***************** If you want to learn more about your personality type in a slightly less negative way, check out this. ***************** The other personality types are as follows... Loner - Introverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving Pushover - Introverted Sensing Feeling Judging Criminal - Introverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving Borefest - Introverted Sensing Thinking Judging Freak - Introverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging Loser - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving Crackpot - Introverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging Clown - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Perceiving Sap - Extraverted Sensing Feeling Judging Commander - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Perceiving Do Gooder - Extraverted Sensing Thinking Judging Scumbag - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Perceiving Busybody - Extraverted iNtuitive Feeling Judging Prick - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Perceiving Dictator - Extraverted iNtuitive Thinking Judging

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 99% on Extraversion You scored higher than 99% on Intuition You scored higher than 99% on Thinking You scored higher than 99% on Judging

Link: The Brutally Honest Personality Test written by UltimateMaster on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test

Comments

This is very, very, very much not a surprise

[ludickid.livejournal.com]

Loser- INTP 30% Extraversion, 60% Intuition, 53% Thinking, 40% Judging

Talked to another human being lately? I'm serious. You value knowledge above ALL else. You love new ideas, and become very excited over abstractions and theories. The fact that nobody else cares still hasn't become apparent to you... Nerd's a great word to describe you, and I seriously couldn't care less about the different definitions of the word and why you're actually more of a geek than a nerd. Don't pretend you weren't thinking that. You want every single miniscule fact and theory to be presented correctly. Critical? Sarcastic? Cynical? Pessimistic? Just a few words to describe you when you're at your very best...*cough* Sorry, I mean worst. Picking up the dudes or dudettes isn't something you find easy, but don't worry too much about it. You can blame it on your personality type now. On top of all this, you're shy. Nice one, wench. No wonder you're on OKCupid! Now, quickly go and delete everything about "theoretical questions" from your profile page. As long as nobody tries to start a conversation with you, just MAYBE you'll now have a chance of picking up a date. But don't get your hopes up. I am interested though. If a tree fell over in a forest, would it really make a sound? *****************

Re: This is very, very, very much not a surprise

[snurri.livejournal.com]

This test is harsh.

I LOVE it! I'm a sap!

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

Too big to paste here, so I'll post it to my LJ.

Re: I LOVE it! I'm a sap!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

A SAP? Heh.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

Also I've been trying to tell you you're perfect forever.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Yeah, well. I don't believe the quiz either.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

You are such a maddening asshole, dood.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

This I believe!

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

And I see if I'd scored as ENFP, like I usually do, I'd be a scumbag, which is AWESOME.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Why are ENFPs Scumbags? I don't get it. I'm only one letter away from that.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

I don't know; I couldn't get the test to make me an ENFP, so I couldn't read the whole thing. When I clicked on the linky-loo I got an error message.

Prolly another UE, but for god sakes how can I click on a link incorrectly? Seriously.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

Ha ha! I got it to work this time. It was hilarious.