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So, as Holly and Gwenda have reported, there's a controversy over the Newberry Award winning novel The Higher Power of Lucky. Some librarians (a minority, I assume) are considering banning the book based on the use of the word "scrotum," which appears once in the book. (EDIT: In reference to a dog. Who is bitten by a snake. On the scrotum. Perhaps the real lesson here is to SPAY AND NEUTER YOUR PETS.)

Clearly the problem here is not a puritanical discomfort with any mention of genitalia within six blocks of a child, or a climate in which librarians and educators are besieged by complaints from parents who would rather protect their children from the world than prepare them for it. No, obviously the real difficulty is the lack of workable euphemisms for the scrotum! In this spirit, we here at Mumble Herder (that's the schizophrenic, not the royal "we") present a poll for your discomfort enjoyment:

[Poll #930291]

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Date: 2007-02-19 05:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamiam.livejournal.com
As attractive as that last option may be, I think there is at least one person who will have objections.

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Date: 2007-02-19 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com
He can make his own poll!

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Date: 2007-02-19 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] infanttyrone.livejournal.com
Yeah...see, I'm not real psyched about carrying around a Cheney, either. I'll have to go with the "Pain Luggage" which I find to be an apt turn of phrasing.
I don't have a separate name for the scrotum (since I like that one-- it's an onomonopeia, since that's the sound it makes!) but I have been known to refer to the scrotum's contents as "man-beans". Feel free to use that. Go nuts, as it were.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 03:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com
Duly noted.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 09:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ninebelow.livejournal.com
Joe Camel's stubbly cheeks

See also: Peter Griffin's chin.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 03:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com
Oy. I am vexed!

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 12:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bondgwendabond.livejournal.com
For some reason, I find I really want the scrotum to be called Gladys. Don't know why.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 03:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com
"Lady S_'s Discreet Handbag" was an early candidate, but fainted when it came to line up for the poll.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jamiam.livejournal.com
Get the smelling salts, man! I want to vote for THAT one.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 05:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com
Polls = non-editable. I've tried.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 04:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bondgwendabond.livejournal.com
I like it. No one could ever be offended by Gladys or a Discreet Handbag. Right?

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com
Your optimism is just adorable.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 10:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] bondgwendabond.livejournal.com
Why I oughta!

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] casperflea.livejournal.com
A conversation overheard by a friend of mine:

Context: 5 year old son and 2 year old daughter running around naked after bathtime.

Daughter: What's that??
Son: That's my penis!
Daughter: What's that?
Son: That's my Power Center!

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 03:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com
That's almost as good as "Special Purpose."

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 01:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barthanderson.livejournal.com
What's wrong with "Teabags for Timmy"?

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-19 04:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barthanderson.livejournal.com
Ah. "Teabag" not used as a verb? Yeah. I agree.

(no subject)

Date: 2007-02-20 03:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haddayr.livejournal.com
"Éiden, stop pulling on my Gladys."

Hmmm. I'll try to explain the change to Arie.

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