Gonna Buy a Camel

[snurri]

Am in LAX. Have been in LAX for 15 hours. So far.

Stop. Me. Before. I. Kill.

Comments

[ajjones.livejournal.com]

Kill the guy that keeps picking his teeth first. Then the mother that can't control her screaming children.

[readingthedark.livejournal.com]

Yes, kill the mom. I've tried killing the children but then the mom starts screaming. Oddly, killing the mom can sometimes stun the children straight into a refreshing state of silence.

Wait. I'm just being goofy.

I believe in peace and using duct-tape sparingly.

[tacithydra.livejournal.com]

Your post is both disturbing and hysterical.

[readingthedark.livejournal.com]

Story of my life.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

No one can control screaming children. Least of all their parents.

[ajjones.livejournal.com]

You're right. Kill the kids instead.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

NOW we're on the same page.