I Have Discovered a Conspiracy

[snurri]

The problem is, you are all in on it. Well, the vast majority of you, anyway. Possibly not you, with the celery stuck between your teeth. Or you in the back with the goggle eyes. But the rest of you, ooohhh! I feel so betrayed. CARE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELVES?!?

Comments

[sarah-prineas.livejournal.com]

You're only just figuring this out?

[wheatland-press.livejournal.com]

You're just over tired from the holiday...here, this potion will help you feel better.

[secritcrush.livejournal.com]

I did it for the pie.

mmmmm pie.

[silk-noir.livejournal.com]

Curse our sudden but inevitable betrayal!

[10yroldwhizkid.livejournal.com]

A wise sage once said to me, sometimes you gotta hustle to get by. I learned this when I was 14 and have kept it close in my heart ever since.

[rnb.livejournal.com]

You can always be sure that I'm not in on any kind of conspiracy. They just sound like too much goddamn work.

pronoia

[rsheslin.livejournal.com]

But it's for your own good!

[grahamsleight.livejournal.com]

"A paranoid is a guy who's just figured out what's going on."
- William S. Burroughs, who's also in on it.

[jonhansen.livejournal.com]

How 'bout we cut you in on the deal? C'mon, you'll get a neat set of robes! With matching ornamental daggers!

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

The moon is on the rise.

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

no.

[carnwrite.livejournal.com]

So, uh... you know about the weasels, huh? Well, you may think you know... heheheh ;)

[scarypudding.livejournal.com]

I put them up to it.

[used_songs]

!

[barbmg.livejournal.com]

I meant to tell you, then totally forgot.