Dear My Bank,

[snurri]

I was just thinking about that time--oh yeah, it was yesterday--when I called you to ask why I couldn't access my funds, and after you couldn't figure out what the problem was you went ahead and canceled my ATM/Check card without telling me.

Good times.

Nolove,

Me

Comments

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

It sounds like you and your bank have some unresolved issues. Have you thought about couples counseling?

PS Are you sure you didn't see V for Vendetta with me? This is driving me nuts.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

My bank loves to say that it's sorry, but it never shows it, you know?

No, I didn't see V with you. You would probably remember me grumbling about it afterward, dontcha think?

[buymeaclue.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. We've all been there, but eventually you've just got to stand up for yourself, right?

(I figured you'd grumbled and grumbled! Huh. I could've sworn I saw it in theater with some guy, but maybe I'm making that up.)

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Based on my own similar adventures, I'm going to guess that they're sending you a new card and a new PIN in separate envelopes and you'll get one at least a week before the other.