Like the Soldiers Say

[snurri]

HELPFUL NOTE: If you insist upon greeting me with "Keeping out of trouble?" every time you see me, be warned that this is a question of such banality that I cannot be bothered to muster a civil response.

The same goes for "How's it hanging?"

Comments

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

If you glare at them with sufficient hatred, that might help. Sufficient hatred is often the answer.

But then, I shouldn't really act like I'm good at this. When my godfather said to me, "I'm so glad we got you married early and out of trouble," I just stared at him, speechless.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but then I'll be "The scary temp." As in, "Can we get someone else in here to replace the scary temp?"

[mrissa.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh. People who give you money. Right.

They suck. Except for the giving you money part.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

The money is what makes this minimal human interaction worthwhile.