Jebus Cripes Already

[snurri]

Dear Hallmark, Hershey's, FTD et al:

Why don't you just declare February "VALENTINE'S MONTH" and get it over with?

I hate your candy hearts,

Dave

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/]

Maybe this one's more your speed?

[snurri.livejournal.com]

It's the candy hearts in general. They've had some out at my (otherwise wonderful) coffee shop for the past week. The first time I saw them I could not keep the sneer from my face.

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

Just console yourself that the human heart actually looks really gross.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

But tasty!