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I live alone. Last night I went to sleep in my bed sometime after 2 AM. I woke up at 6:30 AM on the couch. In addition, the bath towel was not on the towel rack but draped over the arm of my desk chair.

If any of y'all could tell me what I was up to during those 4 1/2 hours I'd be grateful.

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Date: 2008-08-07 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ajjones.livejournal.com
Check for alien probes.

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Date: 2008-08-07 03:43 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] used_songs
You, my friend, were abducted by aliens.

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Date: 2008-08-07 03:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ethereal-lad.livejournal.com
Lay off the ambien!

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Date: 2008-08-07 03:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] songwind.livejournal.com
I don't want to tell you. But you should be pleased to know that they decided not to press charges.

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Date: 2008-08-07 04:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] barthanderson.livejournal.com
That was me. Thanks for the shower, honeypants. ;)

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Date: 2008-08-07 04:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] justinhowe.livejournal.com
You want pictures or would you prefer to wait and see it on youtube?

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Date: 2008-08-07 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] matociquala.livejournal.com
Do you feel suspiciously clean?

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Date: 2008-08-07 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] haddayr.livejournal.com
Honey, I'd tell you but then my marriage would be in grave peril.

I, um, think you should wash the towel.

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Date: 2008-08-07 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] davidbeall.livejournal.com
You so know you used the towel as a cape while you flew tight circles high above the Metrodome.

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Date: 2008-08-07 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] janradder.livejournal.com
It's actually all the towel's fault. It couldn't sleep, got lonely, and wanted some company.

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Date: 2008-08-07 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/
Yep, I'm going with "superpower fugue state". If only because I have seen quite a lot of towel-as-cape running around the house this summer. I only hope you're a superhero and not a supervillain.

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Date: 2008-08-07 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rnb.livejournal.com
I'm surprised at how often I end up playing this game with my friends, although usually it involves mythological quantities of beer and large pools of blood.

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Date: 2008-08-07 08:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jocelina.livejournal.com
You don't remember? Now my feelings and my left foot are hurt.

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Date: 2008-08-07 08:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mythusmage.livejournal.com
Let me just say that you need to practice your teleportation some more. You keep forgetting to adjust for changes in latitude and altitude, and you have a bad tendency to go sideways and up in time during your jaunts. BTW, all on the crew say that heating up the water in an olympic sized swimming pool by twenty degrees in less than a second is impressive.

On the other hand, nobody at the lab is going to believe that a normal, healthy, cancer free human being could ever have 50 chromosomes. Nope, we have 46. The next time you pop in we'll make sure to provide some fake DNA for you to provide immigration when they drop by.

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Date: 2008-08-07 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rsheslin.livejournal.com
The only time I did something similar to that is the '89 quake when I woke up trying to figure out how I'd ended up in a doorway (three cheers for growing up in SoCal!)

Seriously, though, regardless of what everyone else says, I don't think you have any reason to be ashamed of what you did. The muskrat... well, yeah, it should be ashamed, but you're golden. Except for maybe that bit with the eggplant.

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Date: 2008-08-07 10:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] msbelle.livejournal.com
Good to see you again, Mr. Durden.

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