I Am Lowbrow and I Don't Care

Chris Farley, impressin' the ladies at the mall. I honestly spit up on my screen at one point. That poor dead bastard.

My Morning Nugget O' Cheer

I do not suck at writing. Sometimes I am even good.

But when it comes to talking about my writing, I suck beyond the telling of it.

Lakota Sioux Withdraw From U.S. Treaties

I'm tempted to emigrate.