Five Things You Hate About Me

[snurri]

1. This week is the reason I didn't complain about the cold last week, or the week before last. Today was the first day that I wore my SERIOUS coat, as in, my peripheral vision is SERIOUSLY limited and a troop of Winkie soldiers could SERIOUSLY tromp up behind me and I'd never hear a thing.

2. I know you all look to me for new chat acronyms, so here's the latest: URU. It stands for "Underwear Riding Up." Usage: "BRB URU" You may begin using it NOW.

3. Holy shit the Greeks really know how to throw a riot, eh?

4. Speaking of current events, I would like a basic cable channel that shows nothing but that shoe being flung at Bush's head on an infinite loop. Get on that, please.

5. Life would be much better if only I could have a dog.

Comments

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Happy to oblige with all the slaying. :-)