Five Things You Hate About Me

[snurri]

1. This week is the reason I didn't complain about the cold last week, or the week before last. Today was the first day that I wore my SERIOUS coat, as in, my peripheral vision is SERIOUSLY limited and a troop of Winkie soldiers could SERIOUSLY tromp up behind me and I'd never hear a thing.

2. I know you all look to me for new chat acronyms, so here's the latest: URU. It stands for "Underwear Riding Up." Usage: "BRB URU" You may begin using it NOW.

3. Holy shit the Greeks really know how to throw a riot, eh?

4. Speaking of current events, I would like a basic cable channel that shows nothing but that shoe being flung at Bush's head on an infinite loop. Get on that, please.

5. Life would be much better if only I could have a dog.

Comments

[justinhowe.livejournal.com]

Are you still going out at that ungodly hour of 4:30AM?

[snurri.livejournal.com]

You mean PARTY TIME?!?!

Yup.

[dxmachina.livejournal.com]

We could while away the hours,
Discussin' superpowers
Or sleepin' like a log.
And his ears I'd be scratchin'
While his fleas were busy hatchin'
If I only had a dog.

I would set my thumbs a twiddle
When e'er he stopped to piddle,
In sunshine or in fog.
And in case he does a pooper
I would bring my trusty scooper
If I only had a dog.

Oh, we could go for walks along the river's shore
Then go home and sleep until we start to snore,
And then we'd eat, then sleep some more.

I would not be dull and dreary
My head all full of theory
My heart stuck in a bog.
We would prance and be merry,
Life would be a ding-a-derry,
If I only had a dog.

[mythusmage.livejournal.com]

You get to be a guest poster at my blog.

[dxmachina.livejournal.com]

I'm honored. Thank you.

[mythusmage.livejournal.com]

And a little something from gaming personality Roger Moore (who once played 007, but never played James Bond).

I could while away the hours
Polishing my powers
Inflicting lots of pain
But there's nothing in my tummy
Some grey matter would be yummy
If i only had a brain

I would start out with a mindblast
That always takes 'em out fast
Their intellects I'd drain
My chops I'd be lickin'
Some might say It tastes like chicken
If I only had a brain

Oh I could tell you why
I used to eat those tasty brains galore
Now I'm too fat
To fit out the door

Now in order to get thinner
Just a lobe or two for dinner
This diet is insane
But the day I am slimmer
I'll set my biggest pot to simmer
And I'll have myself a brain.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Wow. You are awesome; way to take advantage of the oblique Wizard of the Oz reference!!

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

It's not a cable channel, but it's the best we're going to get, I assume:
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/15/iraq-shoe-tosser-guy.html

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Check this out.

[theodosia.livejournal.com]

>I would like a basic cable channel that shows nothing but that shoe being flung at Bush's head on an infinite loop. Get on that, please.

Keith Olbermann was practically doing that last night -- at least it was The Incident as filmed from all the angles that were caught.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Yeah; it was kinda like watching the Zapruder episode of Seinfeld.

[msbelle.livejournal.com]

have I mentioned lately that you SLAY me? #2?!?! Me, completely dead from the laughter.

you and DX should both have dogs.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Happy to oblige with all the slaying. :-)