Why, when I was in X-Files, we didn't even have words like "manpain" and "emo"! We just had forty year old men weeping bitterly like preteens, and we liked it!!
Really, I am just sorry that vocabulary was so slow to catch up to experience -- manpain is such a useful word! Also, I think to be considered BEST evar, there needs to be a shocking lack of punctuation. And mixing of tense within a single sentence. And I think that story needs about 1500 more words about how wonderfully luscious Agent Mulder's lower lip is. (Double points if ye canna spell "luscious," and triple points if you work in a mention of The Glasses.) Really, Mr. Dan Kelly! Falling down on the job, here!!
I have several candidates for best fanfic evar, and one of them involves scary hyperevolved evil overlord cats. That is not even counting the one where Alex Krycek turns into a unicorn.
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Date: 2007-01-10 09:18 pm (UTC)Really, I am just sorry that vocabulary was so slow to catch up to experience -- manpain is such a useful word! Also, I think to be considered BEST evar, there needs to be a shocking lack of punctuation. And mixing of tense within a single sentence. And I think that story needs about 1500 more words about how wonderfully luscious Agent Mulder's lower lip is. (Double points if ye canna spell "luscious," and triple points if you work in a mention of The Glasses.) Really, Mr. Dan Kelly! Falling down on the job, here!!
I have several candidates for best fanfic evar, and one of them involves scary hyperevolved evil overlord cats. That is not even counting the one where Alex Krycek turns into a unicorn.