Jebus Cripes Already

[snurri]

Dear Hallmark, Hershey's, FTD et al:

Why don't you just declare February "VALENTINE'S MONTH" and get it over with?

I hate your candy hearts,

Dave

Comments

Re: Okay, but how 'bout if...

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

oops; that was me.

Re: Okay, but how 'bout if...

[colonelrowe.livejournal.com]

But I've already made reservations!

Re: Okay, but how 'bout if...

[haddayr.livejournal.com]

Sorry, dood. I don't make the rules; I just enforce them.

Wait a minute. I don't even enforce them.

fuck.

Re: Okay, but how 'bout if...

[bondgwendabond.livejournal.com]

And by reservations, he means we're competing in a themed Alleycat bike race:

http://www.lexrides.com/loverboy.htm

I think the commercial side of Valentine's Day is really, really annoying regardless... but especially so when you're single. My own complicated feelings are on record.