Jebus Cripes Already

[snurri]

Dear Hallmark, Hershey's, FTD et al:

Why don't you just declare February "VALENTINE'S MONTH" and get it over with?

I hate your candy hearts,

Dave

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[o-kiki.livejournal.com]

There must be something in the air today as my tolerance for all things Valentine’s is completely exhausted. The last straw, I believe, was last night when I popped into Wal*Mart* for some milk and there were THREE cages(the ones usually filled with giant playground balls), filled to bursting with pink and red plushies right when you walk into the damn store. I thought I was going to vomit. To make matters worse, there were two clueless teenage guys rummaging through one cage looking for a white bear, no, that one has too much red… she wants a white one. ARGH!!!

*I usually don’t shop there, really, because they are evil, but it was late and I had forgotten to buy milk at the local Fresh store and my God, I paid $3.19 for whole milk…

[snurri.livejournal.com]

My suspicion is that now that Halloween retailing has pretty much maxed out, they're trying to milk V-Day for all they can.