Jebus Cripes Already

[snurri]

Dear Hallmark, Hershey's, FTD et al:

Why don't you just declare February "VALENTINE'S MONTH" and get it over with?

I hate your candy hearts,

Dave

Comments

[used_songs]

OK. So I'm not the only one. V actually had to sit me down and explain this to me. I felt really dumb. She still laughs whenever the commercial comes on and I look sheepish.

[snurri.livejournal.com]

If there are so many of us that didn't get it, it MUST be the jingle's fault.

[used_songs]

I think it's due to the nausea induced by the sickly sweetness of it. It makes us dizzy and unable to think clearly. :)