Reasons I Should Go To Bed Earlier, #3,882

'Cause I end up wandering around IMDb and find out they're doing a remake of The Taking of Pelham 123.

Just, no.

In protest I plan to buy the original and force you all to watch it when you visit me in the asylum.

Fear Your Kitchen

I remember this segment from the days when Sesame Street was my primary fandom. This fucking orange had me terrified.

Question for Today *:

Why do so many Americans worship ignorance?

* I almost wrote "Question for Toady," which would also be sort of apt.