DEAR BELOVED

[snurri]

You know what upsets me about the Nigerian scam? When the REAL nobleman/head of government/bank officer tries to get in touch with me to set up his foundation or whatever, my chance at millions will be blocked by my spam filters.

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/]

Spammers just ruin it for everyone!

[snurri.livejournal.com]

Henceforth I am replacing "motherfucker" with "motherspammer." IT'S THAT MUCH WORSE IS WHAT I'M SAYING.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_stranger_here/]

The new replacement for "frick", "frack" and "freak". Go spam yourself, you motherspamming spamhead. I expect to see this crop up in badly written futuristic tv shows any day now!

[tanaise.livejournal.com]

Well, the virus creators aren't much better. My father tried to send me a perfectly innocent email that just happened to be titled iloveyou, and it was junked by my work email! (The fact that he sent it *during* the iloveyou virus rampage is, of course, beside the point.)

[snurri.livejournal.com]

There is nothing innocent about saying I LOVE YOU!!!