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If you do not stop kissing I will kill ONLY ONE OF YOU and leave the other to suffer forever.

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Date: 2007-03-30 09:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanaise.livejournal.com
A) I totally love you.

B) Don't do that, they'll just put up a shrine to the dead one and weep loudly. And other people may join in the weeping. (And they may meet someone cute, while weeping, and start a whole new relationship, and before you know it you're a serial killer.)

You need a way to destroy the relationship without making anyone a martyr.

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Date: 2007-03-30 09:51 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] buymeaclue.livejournal.com
In which case I think Ryan's got it right.

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Date: 2007-03-30 11:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snurri.livejournal.com
That sounds like it would take a lot of energy. Killing seems easier.

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Date: 2007-03-31 01:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanaise.livejournal.com
I was going to suggest yelling at the guy for dumping you for that bitch. Even if it didn't seem believable, you could probably make them uncomfortable enough to leave.

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